These jokes came in our “holiday crackers” this year.

Holiday Crackers

Photo credit Heidi I

Crackers are an English thing and they are the only part of my ancestral Christmas traditions that have made it into this generation.  Mostly we do Hanukkah Light.  Some years we find Hanukkah crackers but not always.  Cracker are special because they supply all of the needs of a festive event. They give you a snap (noise), a cheesy gift, a silly hat and this year a bad joke.

1.  Why did the Elephant wear sunglasses to the beach?

2.  What is yellow and dangerous?

3.  What do cannibals eat when they are on a diet?

Silly hats

1. Because he didn’t want to be recognized.

2. Shark infested custard.

3.  Thin people.

You were warned.

Basil (my Grandcat) celebrates