Cats and Dogs
A dog gets fed and thinks his person is an omniscient, benevolent being.A cat gets fed and thinks his person is...
Category: Humor
Moderation
“Water taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.” Mark...
Remember
"The important thing to remember is that I'm probably going to forget." Martin...
The Metric System
"If God had intended for us to use the metric system, He would have given us ten...
Patience
I had my patience tested. I'm...
Unintended Consequences
We got this card a few days ago from my very clever niece and her husband. It is a perfect parody of the bureaucratic...
Memory Test
At my age when I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years...
Waiting in Line
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." Will...
Kings and Clowns
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus. Attributed to Marcus...
Bedtime
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new...
