Moderation
“Water taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.” Mark...
Category: Humor
The Metric System
"If God had intended for us to use the metric system, He would have given us ten...
Patience
I had my patience tested. I'm...
Unintended Consequences
We got this card a few days ago from my very clever niece and her husband. It is a perfect parody of the bureaucratic...
Memory Test
At my age when I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years...
Waiting in Line
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." Will...
Kings and Clowns
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus. Attributed to Marcus...
Bedtime
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new...
Opportunity Knocks
When one door closes and another door opens..... You are probably in...
