Sign outside a brew pub in Monrovia, CA
An Empty Claim
Think about Michelin’s claim “our best standard …tire ever.”
maybe the bar is low, maybe “standard” is a term of art.
Whatever, it means nothing.
Parking at USC
Parking at USC (University of Southern California) is notoriously difficult. But there is a way to make it simple. First win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry and:
Life is Good!
Granting Grants to Grantees
This sign brought to you by five layers of bureaucracy.
Details:
Maybe you could make a flowchart.
Love and Bacon
A sentiment shared by many tubular people.
and if you look to the right a clever open sign:
Slide the “N” over and it says “NOPE”
Great Breakfast place in Sarasota, FL
Panhandling Helper
It seems to be working. The sign had to be chained to the pole to keep it from being stolen.
In Florida they also have a particularly onerous trespassing law as explained here:
“Because we care” we are taking your right to free assembly in public space.
Mom’s Taxi
Watch out Uber. Mom is on the way.
Deceptive Advertising
Pay attention to the details. Beach parking is $5.00 for the first hour.
Who knows how much it is after that.
I hate when that happens.
Reverse Sexism?
Seen on a street corner in Ft Lauderdale FL
Would it be acceptable if reversed?
It’s a franchise.
Hope
“I have felt so much better
since I gave up hope.”
Seen on a car bumper sticker
