Kale Explains Everything

Republicans don’t like Kale. They’d like to ban it and penalize those who secretly consume it. Democrats think kale is a very good thing. They want everyone to eat some everyday. And would like to pass legislation to subsidize kale farmers and pay for a massive advertising campaign promoting kale.

Kellerman Wisdom

My favorite quotes from The Golum of Paris by Jonathon and Jesse Kellerman “Adapt or die” His Project was Special in the same way that certain Needs were Special. Vengeance is memories deadliest side effect. There’s no Czech word for hobby. What you don’t know is exactly what beats the shit out of you. “Good […]