This is a republish of a post I made in 2007. It is still a good joke but is now even less likely to be done. Although in this age of Donald Trump maybe the impossible is possible.
Las Vegas has Paris, New York, New York The Venetian and Caesars Palace.
The next big resort has to be The Holy Land Casino, Spa and Resort.
It could have the Dome of the Rock Arena, The Western Wall Casino and the Dead Sea Spa. You can have Falafel and Bagels at the Bethlehem Breakfast Buffet, walk on water at the Sea of Galilee Aquatic Center and don’t miss the nightly Jericho City Walls Light Show. Plenty of shopping on Ben Yehuda Street, in the Arab Souk and in the Tel Aviv Mall. The awe inspiring Stations of the Cross would be along one side of the front lobby which would also diplomatically display a reproduction of the spot where Mohammad ascended and an artists re-creation of the Second Temple. All the architectural details will of course be finished in Jerusalem Limestone.
It will not be possible to make everything perfectly harmonious with the tenets of all three religions for whom the Holy land is sacred. For instance gambling, drinking and alluring women will be not only be allowed they will be encouraged. Expressly forbidden at the The Holy Land Casino, Spa and Resort will be: the expulsion of money changers, throwing Christians to lions, and of course weapons and checkpoints.
The Holy Land Casino, Spa and Resort another brilliant idea from simonburrow.com/. Thanks to Alan, Sandy and Nurit for helping to create of this idea. We have the ideas you do the work to develop them.
Photos courtesy of Vegas.com.