Remember
"The important thing to remember is that I'm probably going to forget." Martin...
Tag: Humor
The Metric System
"If God had intended for us to use the metric system, He would have given us ten...
Patience
I had my patience tested. I'm...
Unintended Consequences
We got this card a few days ago from my very clever niece and her husband. It is a perfect parody of the bureaucratic...
Bedtime
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new...
Ashtrays
"I'm not saying I'm old... but when I was in school we all made our parents ashtrays for...
Harbor Horses
If you have been on a cruise in recent years and were paying attention, you have seen these cranes. Now you know...
Confusion
"Right now, I am having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before." From...
Improvement
“No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.” Florida...
Pay Attention
I asked my wife what women really want. She said "a tent of lovers." Or perhaps it was "attentive lovers"...
