Gossip
"There is one thing in life worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about." Oscar...
Tag: Humor
The Middle Finger
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the...
Cats and Dogs
A dog gets fed and thinks his person is an omniscient, benevolent being.A cat gets fed and thinks his person is...
Remember
"The important thing to remember is that I'm probably going to forget." Martin...
The Metric System
"If God had intended for us to use the metric system, He would have given us ten...
Patience
I had my patience tested. I'm...
Unintended Consequences
We got this card a few days ago from my very clever niece and her husband. It is a perfect parody of the bureaucratic...
Bedtime
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new...
Ashtrays
"I'm not saying I'm old... but when I was in school we all made our parents ashtrays for...
Harbor Horses
If you have been on a cruise in recent years and were paying attention, you have seen these cranes. Now you know...
