Top Secret

Posted on March 26, 2025 by Simon

“ Criticism can be both sanctimonious and deserved.” or biblically; let he who hath no sin cast the first stone. Trump’s National Security team don’t understand security and neither did th... Read More

Fighting Bureaucracy

Posted on January 7, 2025 by Simon

“And God created the Organization and gave it dominion over man.” Genesis 1, 30A, Subparagraph VIII Good luck to Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy in their fight to reign in the Federal Bureau... Read More

Forking

Posted on December 17, 2024December 14, 2024 by Simon

If you let the forks run wild in the silverware drawer, the forking will lead to baby forks. That is a bad dad joke. So to make up for it I have invented a new word:... Read More

Pigs 2

Posted on November 5, 2024November 3, 2024 by Simon

You can’t stop politicians and their statist allies from acting like pigs at a trough. But in a democracy at least we have a chance to change the pigs occasionally and start over. VOTE... Read More

The Sharpest Knife

Posted on October 10, 2024October 6, 2024 by Simon

“He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact he’s really a butter knife.” Author Unknown Photo is of one of the beautiful Bonsai at the Huntington Garden in Pasadena.... Read More

Pendergast Error

Posted on September 30, 2024 by Simon

“I have found that arrogance is the fertilizing manure for the vineyard of error.” Aloysius Pendergast... Read More

What a Great Country #1

Posted on September 20, 2024September 12, 2024 by Simon

A Champagne Vending Machine... Read More

Sweet and Sour

Posted on September 13, 2024September 12, 2024 by Simon

“In life you have to take the bitter with the sour” Attributed to Samuel Goldwyn... Read More

Words Seldom Seen: Hubris

Posted on August 29, 2024August 11, 2024 by Simon

Hubris Noun: Excessive pride or self confidence. Example: “His hubris is only exceeded by the unnatural orange color of his hair.” Pronunciation: two syllables, hew-bris... Read More

Fancy Dress

Posted on July 22, 2024July 14, 2024 by Simon

You can dress up a cow anyway you want but you can’t make it look like a racehorse.... Read More

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Simon Burrow

Quirky thoughts from an old man.

Tag: Humor