Family Unintended Consequences SimonFebruary 25, 20260 We got this card a few days ago from my very clever niece and her husband. It is a perfect parody of the bureaucratic...
DECLINE Ashtrays SimonJanuary 12, 20260 "I'm not saying I'm old... but when I was in school we all made our parents ashtrays for...
Humor Harbor Horses SimonNovember 19, 20251 If you have been on a cruise in recent years and were paying attention, you have seen these cranes. Now you know...
Humor Confusion SimonNovember 18, 20250 "Right now, I am having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before." From...
DECLINE Improvement SimonOctober 28, 20250 “No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.” Florida...
Humor Pay Attention SimonSeptember 11, 20250 I asked my wife what women really want. She said "a tent of lovers." Or perhaps it was "attentive lovers"...
Maxims Cat Man SimonAugust 14, 20250 "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain I...
50 Taverns Fifty Taverns, Number Two SimonJuly 30, 20250 The White Horse Tavern in Newport, Rhode Island has a credible claim to be not only the oldest operating tavern in...