Humor The Albany Adjective Festival SimonFebruary 6, 20190 Abundant, Copious, Diverse, Historic, Iconic, Innumerable, Notable,Plentiful, Top-notch, and World-class. All...
DECLINE Humor Me Three SimonFebruary 5, 20190 Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student...
DECLINE Humor Me Two SimonJanuary 29, 20190 An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the...
DECLINE Humor Me One SimonJanuary 22, 20190 A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that...
DECLINE Humor Me Five SimonJanuary 19, 20190 A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state...
Humor Hidden Meaning SimonJanuary 9, 20190 In my supermarket (Fry's) the snack food aisle is right next to the dog food aisle. Are they trying to tell us...
Humor Naming The Holiday Festival SimonJanuary 5, 20190 Detritus outside a bar in Tempe on New Years Day The week between Christmas and New Year needs a name. And...
Humor Balance SimonJanuary 4, 20190 Some days you eat salads and go to the GYM. Some days you eat 20 Tacos and drink Margaritas. It's called...
Humor The Holy Land Casino, Las Vegas SimonJanuary 2, 20190 This is a republish of a post I made in 2007. It is still a good joke but is now even less likely to be done....
Humor Happier New Year SimonJanuary 1, 20190 “If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans.” Variously attributed. Simon Licks the moon. (photo credit...