Humor Me One
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that...
Category: Humor
Humor Me Five
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state...
Hidden Meaning
In my supermarket (Fry's) the snack food aisle is right next to the dog food aisle. Are they trying to tell us...
Naming The Holiday Festival
Detritus outside a bar in Tempe on New Years Day The week between Christmas and New Year needs a name. And...
Balance
Some days you eat salads and go to the GYM. Some days you eat 20 Tacos and drink Margaritas. It's called...
The Holy Land Casino, Las Vegas
This is a republish of a post I made in 2007. It is still a good joke but is now even less likely to be done....
Happier New Year
“If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans.” Variously attributed. Simon Licks the moon. (photo credit...
Santa Claus Has Come to Town
♫♪ He sees you when your speeding. ♫♪ Seen on a notice board on the 51 Freeway in Phoenix. Nice touch....
Erotic vs Kinky
“What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather;...
Pigs
You can’t stop politicians and lobbyists from acting like pigs at a trough. But in a democracy at least we have a...
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