A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
’So I hear you’re getting married?

‘
’Yep!’
’Do I know her?’

‘Nope!

‘
’This woman, is she good looking?

‘
’Not really.’
’

Is she a good cook?

‘
’Nah, she can’t cook too well.’
’

Does she have lots of money?

‘
’Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’
’

Well, then, is she good in bed?

‘
’I don’t know.’

’Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’

‘Because she can still drive!’