A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
’So I hear you’re getting married?
‘ ’Yep!’ ’Do I know her?’
‘Nope!
‘ ’This woman, is she good looking?
‘ ’Not really.’ ’
Is she a good cook?
‘ ’Nah, she can’t cook too well.’ ’
Does she have lots of money?
‘ ’Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’ ’
Well, then, is she good in bed?
‘ ’I don’t know.’
’Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’
‘Because she can still drive!’