A man goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.
After looking over the menu he says, “I’ll have the eggs benedict.”
His order comes a while later and it’s served on a big shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, “What’s with the hubcap?”
The waiter sings, “♪♫ There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.♪♫”
Bonus Pun:
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.