DECLINE Humor Me One SimonJanuary 22, 20190 A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that...
DECLINE Humor Me Five SimonJanuary 19, 20190 A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state...
Humor Naming The Holiday Festival SimonJanuary 5, 20190 Detritus outside a bar in Tempe on New Years Day The week between Christmas and New Year needs a name. And...
Humor Balance SimonJanuary 4, 20190 Some days you eat salads and go to the GYM. Some days you eat 20 Tacos and drink Margaritas. It's called...
Humor The Holy Land Casino, Las Vegas SimonJanuary 2, 20190 This is a republish of a post I made in 2007. It is still a good joke but is now even less likely to be done....
Humor Santa Claus Has Come to Town SimonDecember 29, 20180 ♫♪ He sees you when your speeding. ♫♪ Seen on a notice board on the 51 Freeway in Phoenix. Nice touch....
Humor Erotic vs Kinky SimonDecember 11, 20180 “What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather;...
Humor Throw It Away SimonNovember 16, 20180 You can throw away your Blockbuster Card. They missed the turn (to streaming) and they are gone. And they aren't...
Humor The Path to Enlightenment (part four) SimonOctober 31, 20180 On the path to enlightenment Age Matters The four paths to...
Humor The Path to Enlightenment (part three) SimonOctober 24, 20180 On the path to enlightenment Neatness...