Humor Balance SimonJanuary 4, 20190 Some days you eat salads and go to the GYM. Some days you eat 20 Tacos and drink Margaritas. It's called...
Humor The Holy Land Casino, Las Vegas SimonJanuary 2, 20190 This is a republish of a post I made in 2007. It is still a good joke but is now even less likely to be done....
Humor Santa Claus Has Come to Town SimonDecember 29, 20180 ♫♪ He sees you when your speeding. ♫♪ Seen on a notice board on the 51 Freeway in Phoenix. Nice touch....
Humor Erotic vs Kinky SimonDecember 11, 20180 “What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather;...
Humor Throw It Away SimonNovember 16, 20180 You can throw away your Blockbuster Card. They missed the turn (to streaming) and they are gone. And they aren't...
Humor The Path to Enlightenment (part four) SimonOctober 31, 20180 On the path to enlightenment Age Matters The four paths to...
Humor The Path to Enlightenment (part three) SimonOctober 24, 20180 On the path to enlightenment Neatness...
Humor The Jury System SimonOctober 19, 20180 “We have a jury system which is superior to any in the world, and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of...
Humor The Path to Enlightenment (part two) SimonOctober 17, 20180 There are many paths to enlightenment. Some paths are Rocky. But fear not I can help you down the...
Humor The Path to Enlightenment SimonOctober 10, 20180 The path to enlightenment has many twists. I have gone this way before you and I can...