Your Pass

Posted on July 27, 2018July 21, 2018 by Simon

“All thing has a cause. Look into your pass for answer.” From a Fortune Cookie. Almost a stereotype of an inscrutable Chinese saying in a B-movie.... Read More

Soap

Posted on July 24, 2018July 19, 2018 by Simon

This post was originally published in August 2008. This is a test to see if I can republish it easily. If so I can have a new blog feature without too much work. Two questions about soap: What is Fren... Read More

Gods Laugh

Posted on July 18, 2018June 30, 2018 by Simon

“If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans.”... Read More

Blame

Posted on May 31, 2018May 17, 2018 by Simon

“Nature vs Nurture” Either way its your parents fault.... Read More

Nixon in a Pantsuit

Posted on May 1, 2018April 15, 2018 by Simon

In the election of 2016 Americans avoided Richard Nixon in a pantsuit by choosing Ronald Reagan in a clown suit. Thank the gods we live in interesting time.... Read More

Secular Nation

Posted on March 25, 2018March 23, 2018 by Simon

The Cruise Ships are Full And the Churches are Empty... Read More

I’m Retired. Go Around Me.

Posted on September 7, 2017July 29, 2017 by Simon

It’s the tortoise life for me! 1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. 3.. A rabbit runs... Read More

Simon Says Postcards February 12, 2013

Posted on February 12, 2013January 28, 2013 by Simon

I’m remembering the days when postcards were simple and phone calls were hard. Simon The History of Picture Postcards ... Read More

Sunday Punday 6

Posted on February 10, 2013January 27, 2013 by Simon

A wagon train was heading west using the southern route to the gold fields of California. They had hired an experienced guide named Al and were making good time. The going was rough but they hadn&... Read More

Seen Signs 4

Posted on February 9, 2013February 6, 2013 by Simon

Kiss King of Balls A food cart in the Philippines that could cause a cultural misunderstanding.... Read More

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Simon Burrow

Quirky thoughts from an old man.

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