Boiled Wood Restaurant

Here is an idea whose time has come:

Boiled Wood

The PC Restaurant

Nanny State Approved

Coming soon to somewhere in Southern California

  • No Trans Fats
  • Strictly Vegetarian
  • Low Salt
  • No Fried Food
  • Teflon Free Kitchen
  • Low Calorie
  • High Fiber
  • Carbon credits with every order
  • All wood from sustainable forests.
  • Fair trade certified
  • A Prius only parking lot

In fact BOILED WOOD is so environmentally and politically correct and that just thinking about eating here will make you glow with self-righteous pride.


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4 thoughts on “Boiled Wood Restaurant

  1. I own a Honda Insight. Can I still park in the Prius only parking lot??

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