DECLINE An Obituary Idea SimonApril 23, 20190 "Tim led a good life and had a peaceful death - but the transition was a bitch. And for the record, he did not lose his...
DECLINE Laughing in Decline 3 SimonApril 20, 20190 Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older: #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is...
DECLINE Laughing in Decline 2 SimonApril 13, 20190 Top Ten Old Folks Party Games 1. Sag, You're It! 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 3. 20 Questions Shouted...
DECLINE Laughing in Decline 1 SimonApril 6, 20190 Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to...
DECLINE Humor Me Six SimonFebruary 26, 20190 Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking...
DECLINE More Decline in February SimonFebruary 25, 20190 "Grow older but don’t grow old." Doug Ward Photo credit: Simon Burrow picture taken at dawn in the neighborhood...
DECLINE Decline in February SimonFebruary 18, 20190 "Die young as late as possible." Doug Ward Photo credit Lilli Burrow. Taken at MorningStar. The assisted living...
DECLINE Humor Me Four SimonFebruary 12, 20190 A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married? ' 'Yep!' 'Do I know...
DECLINE Humor Me Three SimonFebruary 5, 20190 Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student...
DECLINE Humor Me Two SimonJanuary 29, 20190 An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the...