Creamation

Posted on March 28, 2024March 15, 2024 by Simon

“Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body” A popular meme with many creators. The photo was taken by my Great, Great Uncle J.C.Burrow at a church yard in Cornwall about 1900. I use... Read More

Lev Malone

Posted on March 21, 2024March 15, 2024 by Simon

Lev Malone evolves.. Becomes “Leve M alone” becomes “Leave Me Alone.” Think of it as code: Lev Malone means “Leave me Alone.” The flowers are unknown. The photo was... Read More

Where is….

Posted on January 25, 2024January 9, 2024 by Simon

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Photo is one of the three or four jigsaw puzzles we finished on our family trip to Healdsburg, CA.... Read More

Edibles

Posted on January 12, 2024January 3, 2024 by Simon

“Anything is edible if you’re brave enough.” Variously Attributed (I heard it from Anthony R.) In one day on the Illinois River we counted 19 Bald Eagles. It is more proof that we are tr... Read More

Status

Posted on January 11, 2024January 3, 2024 by Simon

“A status symbol today is a cell phones. It seems everyone has one clipped onto their belt or purse or in their pocket. I can’t afford one. So I’m wearing my garage door opener.̶... Read More

Reassuringly Expensive

Posted on January 10, 2024January 3, 2024 by Simon

Reassuringly Expensive Luxury Goods need to be Reassuringly Expensive. Think about it. Is it the opposite of Bargain Hunting? Photo is Zelensky searching for weapons in Napa.... Read More

Knowledge

Posted on December 26, 2023December 5, 2023 by Simon

“Knowledge makes one humble. Ignorance make one proud.” Confucius Nothing says Happy Christmas like a 20 foot high inflatable reindeer.... Read More

Alcohol

Posted on November 29, 2023November 12, 2023 by Simon

“I don’t do alcohol anymore—I get the same effect just standing up fast.” Anonymous President Zalensky with his new troops. It is time for Congress to fund the fight against Putin.... Read More

Words Seldom Seen: Risible

Posted on November 27, 2023November 12, 2023 by Simon

Risible Adjective: So lacking in quality or usefulness that it deserves to be laughed at. Example: “Israel seeking peace with Hamas is risible since Hamas refuses to accept Israel’s right ... Read More

Football

Posted on November 10, 2023November 5, 2023 by Simon

“Football combines the two worst features of American life: violence and committee meetings.” George Will... Read More

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Simon Burrow

Quirky thoughts from an old man.

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