Fancy Dress

Posted on July 22, 2024July 14, 2024 by Simon

You can dress up a cow anyway you want but you can’t make it look like a racehorse.... Read More

Experience

Posted on June 14, 2024June 12, 2024 by Simon

“In America, the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.” Oscar Wilde... Read More

Barcelona

Posted on May 8, 2024 by Simon

“The straight line Belongs to Man, The curved line Belongs to God” Antoni Gaudi “The dotted line……. Is between owners.” Simon Dawn on our last day in Barcelona. Gaudi was the highlight... Read More

Cruising

Posted on May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 by Simon

Tomorrow we leave on our first ever ocean cruise on a large cruise ship. I have always opposed cruises because in my uninformed opinion they were too organized and regimented. Too focused on comfort a... Read More

Creamation

Posted on March 28, 2024March 15, 2024 by Simon

“Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body” A popular meme with many creators. The photo was taken by my Great, Great Uncle J.C.Burrow at a church yard in Cornwall about 1900. I use... Read More

Lev Malone

Posted on March 21, 2024March 15, 2024 by Simon

Lev Malone evolves.. Becomes “Leve M alone” becomes “Leave Me Alone.” Think of it as code: Lev Malone means “Leave me Alone.” The flowers are unknown. The photo was... Read More

Where is….

Posted on January 25, 2024January 9, 2024 by Simon

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Photo is one of the three or four jigsaw puzzles we finished on our family trip to Healdsburg, CA.... Read More

Edibles

Posted on January 12, 2024January 3, 2024 by Simon

“Anything is edible if you’re brave enough.” Variously Attributed (I heard it from Anthony R.) In one day on the Illinois River we counted 19 Bald Eagles. It is more proof that we are tr... Read More

Status

Posted on January 11, 2024January 3, 2024 by Simon

“A status symbol today is a cell phones. It seems everyone has one clipped onto their belt or purse or in their pocket. I can’t afford one. So I’m wearing my garage door opener.̶... Read More

Reassuringly Expensive

Posted on January 10, 2024January 3, 2024 by Simon

Reassuringly Expensive Luxury Goods need to be Reassuringly Expensive. Think about it. Is it the opposite of Bargain Hunting? Photo is Zelensky searching for weapons in Napa.... Read More

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Simon Burrow

Quirky thoughts from an old man.

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