DECLINE Decline in February SimonFebruary 18, 20190 "Die young as late as possible." Doug Ward Photo credit Lilli Burrow. Taken at MorningStar. The assisted living...
DECLINE Humor Me Four SimonFebruary 12, 20190 A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married? ' 'Yep!' 'Do I know...
DECLINE Humor Me Three SimonFebruary 5, 20190 Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student...
DECLINE Humor Me Two SimonJanuary 29, 20190 An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the...
DECLINE Humor Me One SimonJanuary 22, 20190 A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that...
DECLINE Humor Me Five SimonJanuary 19, 20190 A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state...
DECLINE Doug Ward RIP SimonJanuary 15, 20190 Doug Ward 1947-2018 Doug and I shared an apartment for a year or so in the early 1970's. The exact date and...
Immigration A Immigration Trade Proposal SimonOctober 4, 20180 Why would the Federal Government print a new health insurance card in two languages. Isn't this the reason that lots of...
DECLINE Perfect Senior Living SimonSeptember 27, 20180 Build one of these with a Walmart on the bottom floors. Market it to old people: "You never have to leave the...