The Acme Hardware Company’s truck flipped over and spilled a big load of tacks onto the highway. By the time the police arrived, there were cars with flat tires everywhere—it was an awful mess!

The cops got on their cell phones and tried to find someone to come and clean up the place, but couldn’t get anyone who would accept responsibility.

Then a BMW convertible screeched to a stop and the driver, a georgous blond, jumped out and wanted to know when she could proceed. One of the officers said, “Lady, if you know of anybody who can pick up all these tacks, we’d like to hear about it!”

The blond replied, “Well, why don’t you call the tacks collector?”

Bonus Pun: 

Velcro – what a rip off!