I received this from my sister-in-law a renowned Danish expert:

We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer;
she opposes a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with
a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?”