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This idea came up at lunch at the Scuba Show with Joel and Howard.  Joel is involved in California Ships to Reefs and we were brainstorming how to get environmentalists to support sinking old war ships off the California coast.  The brilliant argument went like this.  We all want to save the Delta Smelt.  By sinking ships near California we will encourage more fishing and diving in coastal California saving fuel and water and thereby helping to save the Delta Smelt.

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