Change Isn’t
The instincts and attitudes of a septuagenarian rarely change much. In your 40's your eyes go bad, in your 60's your...
Category: DECLINE
Laughing in Decline 4
At a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make...
An Obituary Idea
"Tim led a good life and had a peaceful death - but the transition was a bitch. And for the record, he did not lose his...
Laughing in Decline 3
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older: #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is...
Laughing in Decline 2
Top Ten Old Folks Party Games 1. Sag, You're It! 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 3. 20 Questions Shouted...
Laughing in Decline 1
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to...
Humor Me Six
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking...
More Decline in February
"Grow older but don’t grow old." Doug Ward Photo credit: Simon Burrow picture taken at dawn in the neighborhood...
Decline in February
"Die young as late as possible." Doug Ward Photo credit Lilli Burrow. Taken at MorningStar. The assisted living...
Humor Me Four
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married? '
'Yep!'
'Do I know...
