Jewish Happy Passover SimonApril 1, 20260 Happy Passover A typical Jewish holiday follows this pattern: They tried to kill us, we survived, lets...
Maxims Wealth SimonMarch 16, 20260 “You are rich if money you refuse tastes better than money you accept.” Nassim Taleb Special thanks to...
Humor The Metric System SimonMarch 9, 20260 "If God had intended for us to use the metric system, He would have given us ten...
Maxims What Happens to Me SimonFebruary 24, 20260 "I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it." Charles...
Words Seldom Seen Words Seldom Seen: Feckless SimonFebruary 20, 20260 Feckless Adjective: Irresponsible, incompetent and/or lazy. Example: "His feckless attempt to repair the...
DECLINE Memory Test SimonFebruary 16, 20260 At my age when I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years...
DECLINE Waiting in Line SimonFebruary 10, 20260 "The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." Will...
Words Seldom Seen Words Seldom Seen: Uxorious SimonJanuary 30, 20260 Uxorious Adjective: Excessively attached to or dependent on one's wife and her needs. In the extreme...
DECLINE Opportunity Knocks SimonJanuary 21, 20260 When one door closes and another door opens..... You are probably in...
Simon Says Every Moment is a Gift SimonDecember 24, 20250 "Every moment is a gift." Happy Christmas! Why isn't this one of the new images with an AI caption inserted...