DECLINE Memories SimonJanuary 4, 20230 "The older I get the more clearly I remember things that never happened." Mark Twain Photo is of Brock S and...
DECLINE Getting Up SimonNovember 11, 20220 "Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." John Wagner Photo is from the Oregon Coast in...
Humor Humor Warning SimonOctober 10, 20220 Not everyone has a sense of humor. Especially a sense of humor like mine. Photo taken in Bend OR Summer...
Humor Plagiarism SimonOctober 8, 20220 "All of my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients." Ralph Waldo Emerson A different view of the...
Humor Mistakes Again SimonAugust 24, 20220 “You can learn from your mistakes, but you don’t have to.” Origin unknown Alternate title: "Never milk...
DECLINE The Bar is Low SimonAugust 22, 20220 "If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace...
DECLINE How Old are You? SimonJuly 18, 20220 "I'm so old my blood type has been discontinued." Bill Dane, American...
Humor Circle K SimonMarch 28, 20220 Q: Do you know what the K in "Circle K" stands for? A: Krime This is a jury duty...
Maxims Diplomacy SimonMarch 21, 20220 “Diplomacy is the art of “saying ‘nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.” Will...