Tag: Humor
The Bar is Low
“If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.”... Read More
How Old are You?
“I’m so old my blood type has been discontinued.” Bill Dane, American Photographer... Read More
Covid Humor
Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientist now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes. We should be celebrating the fact that we have vaccinated about 90% of the a... Read More
Hand Washing
“Wash your hands like you’ve been slicing jalapenos and you need to take your contacts out.” Sign in a restaurant restroom in Hood River, Oregon.... Read More
The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The floris... Read More