Diplomacy

Posted on March 21, 2022March 15, 2022 by Simon

“Diplomacy is the art of “saying ‘nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.” Will Rogers... Read More

Time

Posted on March 10, 2022March 9, 2022 by Simon

“It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day.” Kamala Harris Vice President of the USA Speaking about the correct Covid Response in January 2022... Read More

Covid Humor

Posted on November 3, 2021October 5, 2021 by Simon

Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientist now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes. We should be celebrating the fact that we have vaccinated about 90% of the a... Read More

Hand Washing

Posted on October 20, 2021October 5, 2021 by Simon

“Wash your hands like you’ve been slicing jalapenos and you need to take your contacts out.” Sign in a restaurant restroom in Hood River, Oregon.... Read More

The Haircut

Posted on October 11, 2021October 3, 2021 by Simon

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The floris... Read More

Friendship

Posted on October 8, 2021October 3, 2021 by Simon

“Friendship is great but it never made anyone a billionaire.” From Homeland Elegies by Ayad Akhtar... Read More

Really

Posted on September 2, 2021 by Simon

”Organic Cigarettes” Is there anyone in the world who thinks this is a good idea? This is a photo of an actual ad in the Phoenix version of New Times.... Read More

Feeding Animals

Posted on August 14, 2021 by Simon

A sign at the High Desert Museum in Bend: “Please do not feed the wild animals. They become reliant and soon will want cell phones.” Excellent museum that had a special exhibit about beaver but no... Read More