Humor Edibles SimonJanuary 12, 20240 "Anything is edible if you’re brave enough." Variously Attributed (I heard it from Anthony R.) In one day...
DECLINE Status SimonJanuary 11, 20240 "A status symbol today is a cell phones. It seems everyone has one clipped onto their belt or purse or in their...
Ideas Reassuringly Expensive SimonJanuary 10, 20240 Reassuringly Expensive Luxury Goods need to be Reassuringly Expensive. Think about it. Is it the...
Maxims Knowledge SimonDecember 26, 20230 Inflatable Reindeer “Knowledge makes one humble. Ignorance make one proud.” Confucius Nothing says Happy...
DECLINE Alcohol SimonNovember 29, 20230 "I don't do alcohol anymore—I get the same effect just standing up fast." Anonymous President Zalensky...
Words Seldom Seen Words Seldom Seen: Risible SimonNovember 27, 20230 Risible Adjective: So lacking in quality or usefulness that it deserves to be laughed at. Example: "Israel...
Humor Football SimonNovember 10, 20230 “Football combines the two worst features of American life: violence and committee meetings.” George...
DECLINE Remembering SimonOctober 5, 20230 “The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget." Author unknown or perhaps...
Ideas Revolutionary Filing System SimonSeptember 1, 20230 A Piling System Save time and space. Stop using those dangerous and expensive file drawers and filing cabinets...