Humor The Sharpest Knife SimonOctober 10, 20240 "He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact he’s really a butter knife." Author Unknown...
Simon Says Pendergast Error SimonSeptember 30, 20241 “I have found that arrogance is the fertilizing manure for the vineyard of error.” Aloysius...
Humor Sweet and Sour SimonSeptember 13, 20240 “In life you have to take the bitter with the sour” Attributed to Samuel...
Words Seldom Seen Words Seldom Seen: Hubris SimonAugust 29, 20240 Hubris Noun: Excessive pride or self confidence. Example: "His hubris is only exceeded by the unnatural...
Maxims Fancy Dress SimonJuly 22, 20240 You can dress up a cow anyway you want but you can’t make it look like a...
Maxims Experience SimonJune 14, 20241 “In America, the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of...
Maxims Barcelona SimonMay 8, 20241 “The straight line Belongs to Man, The curved line Belongs to God” Antoni Gaudi “The...
Simon Says Cruising SimonMay 3, 20241 Tomorrow we leave on our first ever ocean cruise on a large cruise ship. I have always opposed cruises because in...
Humor Creamation SimonMarch 28, 20240 "Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body" A popular meme with many creators. The photo was taken by...