Sweater Henge or SweaterHenge Is coming on August 26 to Pasadena A celebration of Simon’s reaching the head of the line at the Medicare Buffet. If you come bring a sweater to donate. It won̵...Read More
“I don’t ever need to go bungee jumping or sky diving. Leaving a pizza in the oven while I make a quick run to Walgreens is about all the adrenaline rush I can handle.” Whale Shark F...Read More
I’ve often been asked, “What do you old folks do now that you’re retired?” Well…I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background. One of the things I enjoy most is t...Read More
The recent Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement came to light about how much a Columbian prostitute wanted for her services. She wanted $800.00. The Secret Service agent offered $...Read More
In the UK, unlike in the USA, the royalty never have to stand for election. They do however star in a permanent reality TV show. Life is good. Royal Jelly The Imperial War Museum...Read More
“I always give my future self way to much credit when it comes to remembering passwords” Every month in The Funny Times there is a column of one liners called Ruminations by Aaron Karos. ...Read More