The Circle
Life is a circle. You end up back where you started: lying in a bed with side rails while someone wipes your ass....
Tag: aging
Ancient Wisdom
"I speak German, English and Hebrew. I don’t even remember learning any of those languages but I still know...
Change Isn’t
The instincts and attitudes of a septuagenarian rarely change much. In your 40's your eyes go bad, in your 60's your...
Laughing in Decline 4
At a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make...
An Obituary Idea
"Tim led a good life and had a peaceful death - but the transition was a bitch. And for the record, he did not lose his...
Laughing in Decline 3
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older: #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is...
Laughing in Decline 2
Top Ten Old Folks Party Games 1. Sag, You're It! 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 3. 20 Questions Shouted...
Laughing in Decline 1
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to...
Humor Me Six
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking...
More Decline in February
"Grow older but don’t grow old." Doug Ward Photo credit: Simon Burrow picture taken at dawn in the neighborhood...
