A man goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.

After looking over the menu he says, “I’ll have the eggs benedict.”

His order comes a while later and it’s served on a big shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, “What’s with the hubcap?”

The waiter sings, “♪♫ There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.♪♫”

Bonus Pun:

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.