In today’s multiculti*world many groups are vying to have their particular grievance’s assuaged. But what does a caring person do when claimed grievances conflict?  Buy the Grievance Calculator App for your iPhone and stay politically correct.

This quote explains the complexity of the issue for the caring: “Feminism usually trumps everything unless there is multiculturalism involved, in which case Islam trumps discussion of women’s rights lest you be considered racist.  Unless you’re gay! Wild card.

In this app you would enter the names of the two groups in conflict and the calculator would compare their relative worth and tell you, from a politically correct standpoint which group you should support.

Enter: Gay condo builders and feminist tree huggers and the app will tell you without any of the facts of the specific case who is in the right.

Or starving minority children and union backed environmentalist ethanol producers. Which to choose?  The Grievance Calculator App has the answer.

The germ of the idea and the quote above are from James Lileks a columnist in National Review

* Multiculti was used and disparaged by Angela Markel the Prime Minister of Germany in a 2009 speech.