We were at the UCLA Football game and it was a bright sunny day so some people were knocking beach balls around. It is always an interesting exercise to watch and I asked an innocent question: “Who is it that plans “Oh we’re going to a football game lets stop at the 99 cent store and buy some beach balls.”?” This led to the next question: “How do they get them into the stadium?” To which I innocently answered, “They probably stuff them in their underwear.” It put the idea of hitting a beach ball in a whole new light.

So next time a beach ball come in range think to yourself: “How long ago was this ball hiding in some mans crotch?” And then let someone else hit it.