When you are in Maui go up to Napili for breakfast at the Gazebo Restaurant.  The people who run it do a booming business and have a good sense of humor.  There is often a line so they have a sign:

If there are not busy it reads:

And if you flip the sign one more page it reads:

It even gets a chuckle out of people who have been waiting in line for 45 minutes to eat breakfast.  They serve good food and have a great view but what makes the place unique is wonderful attitude of the staff.  The clever sign is just a symbol of that attitude.