95% of the crime is committed by 0.5% of the population.

There is a chip in your car that lets the police track the car if they have your license plate number.

If you are in an accident and the airbag goes off. It has a record what happened in the five seconds before the crash.

The K in Circle K stands for Crime

Assume whatever you are doing is being video recorded because it probably is.

If you have been convicted of a felony in Arizona it is against the law to have a gun.

Only criminals have aliases

If you need a policeman go to a Walmart.

They can get a fingerprint off a photograph of your hand.

Pedestrians always have the right of way in Arizona, but if they are hit by a car obeying the traffic laws the cars driver is not liable.

The lug nut rule: In any traffic incident the one with the most lug nuts wins.

Justice may be blind but it is not cheap. Thanks to Fred R for this one.