A teacher was teaching a class of first graders about their senses.  She used a bowl of Lifesavers to identify the different flavors by color: red for cherry, yellow for lemon, green for lime and orange for … orange.  Finally the teacher put a Honey Lifesavers in each of the children’s mouths but none of them could identify the taste.  She decided to give them a hint.  “This is what your mother may sometimes call your father.”  One little girl looked up in horror, spit out her lifesaver and yelled, “Oh my God! They’re assholes!”