Ranger Doug’s Rules

• Take Heart: For every uphill there is an equal and opposite downhill.
• Rip Rap is not a type of Pop Music.
• Giardia is not a chocolate factory in San Francisco.
• Assume the signs are wrong.
• Mosquitoes are not an endangered species
• Never miss an opportunity to take off your pack and boots.
• If you don’t like the weather wait 20 minutes.
• The cure for boredom is adventure.
• Mountain Lions, Rattlesnakes and Bears. Oh my!
• Hydration is the cure. What is the problem?
• Being in the high country is like living in a postcard.
• Once in your life walk barefoot in a meadow.