Gene’s dad, Jim went to the doctor for his annual checkup. He told the doctor that although he was feeling fine generally he had been getting tired a lot lately and he wanted to know if he could do anything about it.

The doctor asked if he was smoking? No, Drinking? A little? Eating fatty foods? Mostly fish and chicken? Are you still sexually active? Yes.

Well the doctor said “maybe you should cut your sex life in half until your feeling better.”

“Okay Doctor,” replied Tom “which half should I cut? Thinking about it or talking about it.”