DECLINE Food for the Decline SimonJune 29, 20230 “Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.” Robert...
DECLINE Final Approval SimonJune 15, 20230 "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain At his sarcastic...
Humor A Mystery Sign SimonMay 5, 20230 Apparently you can't park here if you are taller than five feet. We had no idea what NWU means but that is the...
Humor Alliteration SimonApril 6, 20230 "Alliteration is amusingly addictive and always adds an awesome aspect to any article." Jonah...
Humor Democracy SimonMarch 23, 20230 "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and that they deserve to get it good and...
Humor Spies are Everywhere SimonFebruary 12, 20230 It looks like our local Safeway has been invaded by spy balloons. We suspect they are Chinese. Air strikes have...
Humor Hypocrisy SimonFebruary 4, 20230 “If hypocrisy were a crime, there’d be no one left to run Washington.” An unusual second Saturday post....
DECLINE Last Stop SimonJanuary 18, 20230 "Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your retirement home." Phyllis...
Humor Humor Warning SimonOctober 10, 20220 Not everyone has a sense of humor. Especially a sense of humor like mine. Photo taken in Bend OR Summer...