Category: Humor
No Coincidence?
“It is surely no coincidence that everyone in Britain drinks tea, and everyone there dies.” Theodore Dalrymple, Mass Lysteria 1988 Subtitle “The Meaning of Health Scares” This is a not so ... Read More
Covid Humor
Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientist now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes. We should be celebrating the fact that we have vaccinated about 90% of the a... Read More
Hand Washing
“Wash your hands like you’ve been slicing jalapenos and you need to take your contacts out.” Sign in a restaurant restroom in Hood River, Oregon.... Read More
The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The floris... Read More
Feeding Animals
A sign at the High Desert Museum in Bend: “Please do not feed the wild animals. They become reliant and soon will want cell phones.” Excellent museum that had a special exhibit about beaver but no... Read More
