Waiting in Line
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." Will...
Category: Humor
Kings and Clowns
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus. Attributed to Marcus...
Bedtime
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new...
Opportunity Knocks
When one door closes and another door opens..... You are probably in...
Ashtrays
"I'm not saying I'm old... but when I was in school we all made our parents ashtrays for...
Harbor Horses
If you have been on a cruise in recent years and were paying attention, you have seen these cranes. Now you know...
Confusion
"Right now, I am having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before." From...
Pay Attention
I asked my wife what women really want. She said "a tent of lovers." Or perhaps it was "attentive lovers"...
Longevity
INTERVIEWER: To what do you attribute your longevity? CHEF JULIA CHILD: Red meat and gin. I want to know...
Imaginary Lines
”A border is an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary...
