Pay Attention
I asked my wife what women really want. She said "a tent of lovers." Or perhaps it was "attentive lovers"...
Category: Humor
Longevity
INTERVIEWER: To what do you attribute your longevity? CHEF JULIA CHILD: Red meat and gin. I want to know...
Imaginary Lines
”A border is an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary...
Communism Doesn’t Work
Our friends, D & G, went to Cuba because they could. I asked them to send me a postcard. They tried. They were...
Charcuterie
When I worked at the S'edav Va'aki Museum and people complained about the new/old name being difficult to...
Top Secret
“ Criticism can be both sanctimonious and deserved.” or biblically; let he who hath no sin cast the first...
Picasso
“If I could talk about my work, I’d be a writer.” Pablo Picasso The photo was taken in Brown's Ranch...
Disclaimer
"These are not my monkeys and this is not my circus." Polish Proverb And an extremely apropos quotation for...
Fighting Bureaucracy
"And God created the Organization and gave it dominion over man." Genesis 1, 30A, Subparagraph VIII Good...
Forking
If you let the forks run wild in the silverware drawer, the forking will lead to baby forks. That is a bad dad...
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