Unintended Consequences
We got this card a few days ago from my very clever niece and her husband. It is a perfect parody of the bureaucratic...
Category: Humor
Memory Test
At my age when I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years...
Waiting in Line
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." Will...
Kings and Clowns
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus. Attributed to Marcus...
Bedtime
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new...
Opportunity Knocks
When one door closes and another door opens..... You are probably in...
Ashtrays
"I'm not saying I'm old... but when I was in school we all made our parents ashtrays for...
Harbor Horses
If you have been on a cruise in recent years and were paying attention, you have seen these cranes. Now you know...
Confusion
"Right now, I am having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before." From...
Pay Attention
I asked my wife what women really want. She said "a tent of lovers." Or perhaps it was "attentive lovers"...
