What a Great Country #1

Posted on September 20, 2024September 12, 2024 by Simon

A Champagne Vending Machine... Read More

Sweet and Sour

Posted on September 13, 2024September 12, 2024 by Simon

“In life you have to take the bitter with the sour” Attributed to Samuel Goldwyn... Read More

Theirs

Posted on April 15, 2024March 31, 2024 by Simon

When you put the 2 words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells: “Theirs…” It is time to file for your extension. The view from our lovely rental house in the Sonom... Read More

Creamation

Posted on March 28, 2024March 15, 2024 by Simon

“Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body” A popular meme with many creators. The photo was taken by my Great, Great Uncle J.C.Burrow at a church yard in Cornwall about 1900. I use... Read More

Gravity

Posted on February 5, 2024February 5, 2024 by Simon

Gravity isn’t just a good idea, it’s the law. Arizona Sunsets. Better than the northern lights and you don’t have to leave the balcony.... Read More

Where is….

Posted on January 25, 2024January 9, 2024 by Simon

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Photo is one of the three or four jigsaw puzzles we finished on our family trip to Healdsburg, CA.... Read More

Edibles

Posted on January 12, 2024January 3, 2024 by Simon

“Anything is edible if you’re brave enough.” Variously Attributed (I heard it from Anthony R.) In one day on the Illinois River we counted 19 Bald Eagles. It is more proof that we are tr... Read More

Status

Posted on January 11, 2024January 3, 2024 by Simon

“A status symbol today is a cell phones. It seems everyone has one clipped onto their belt or purse or in their pocket. I can’t afford one. So I’m wearing my garage door opener.̶... Read More

Alcohol

Posted on November 29, 2023November 12, 2023 by Simon

“I don’t do alcohol anymore—I get the same effect just standing up fast.” Anonymous President Zalensky with his new troops. It is time for Congress to fund the fight against Putin.... Read More

Football

Posted on November 10, 2023November 5, 2023 by Simon

“Football combines the two worst features of American life: violence and committee meetings.” George Will... Read More

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Simon Burrow

Quirky thoughts from an old man.

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