Ashtrays
"I'm not saying I'm old... but when I was in school we all made our parents ashtrays for...
Category: Humor
Harbor Horses
If you have been on a cruise in recent years and were paying attention, you have seen these cranes. Now you know...
Confusion
"Right now, I am having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before." From...
Pay Attention
I asked my wife what women really want. She said "a tent of lovers." Or perhaps it was "attentive lovers"...
Longevity
INTERVIEWER: To what do you attribute your longevity? CHEF JULIA CHILD: Red meat and gin. I want to know...
Imaginary Lines
”A border is an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary...
Communism Doesn’t Work
Our friends, D & G, went to Cuba because they could. I asked them to send me a postcard. They tried. They were...
Charcuterie
When I worked at the S'edav Va'aki Museum and people complained about the new/old name being difficult to...
Top Secret
“ Criticism can be both sanctimonious and deserved.” or biblically; let he who hath no sin cast the first...
Picasso
“If I could talk about my work, I’d be a writer.” Pablo Picasso The photo was taken in Brown's Ranch...
