DECLINE Laughing in Decline 1 SimonApril 6, 20190 Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to...
Humor The National Condiment SimonMarch 28, 20190 The National Condiment of Australia is Vegemite. The National Condiment of Costa Rica is Lizano...
Humor Bananas and Rage SimonMarch 7, 20190 A NIMBY is an acronym, we all know, for a person who while proclaiming to be in favor of progress and change says...
DECLINE Humor Me Six SimonFebruary 26, 20190 Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking...
Humor Decoding at a Restaurant SimonFebruary 16, 20190 How does a waiter say: “f*ck you” to a customer? He says: “I’ll be right...
Humor Superlative of the Month SimonFebruary 13, 20191 "New York's second most visited natural attraction." Years ago we visited "the worlds largest outdoor seated bronze...
DECLINE Humor Me Four SimonFebruary 12, 20190 A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married? ' 'Yep!' 'Do I know...
Humor The Albany Adjective Festival SimonFebruary 6, 20190 Abundant, Copious, Diverse, Historic, Iconic, Innumerable, Notable,Plentiful, Top-notch, and World-class. All...
DECLINE Humor Me Three SimonFebruary 5, 20190 Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student...
DECLINE Humor Me Two SimonJanuary 29, 20190 An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the...