Late Early
“It gets late early out there.” Yogi...
Category: Humor
1000 Things
“There are 1000 things that I am not going to do, before I get to this thing I’m not going to...
Keeping an Open Mind
"The trouble with having an open mind is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in...
The Middle Finger
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the...
Where to Put Your Eggs
"Put all of your eggs in one basket and watch the basket." Mark Twain as quoted by Andy Grove in Only the...
Cats and Dogs
A dog gets fed and thinks his person is an omniscient, benevolent being.A cat gets fed and thinks his person is...
Moderation
“Water taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.” Mark...
Remember
"The important thing to remember is that I'm probably going to forget." Martin...
The Metric System
"If God had intended for us to use the metric system, He would have given us ten...
Patience
I had my patience tested. I'm...
