Puns Sunday Punday May 12, 2013 SimonMay 12, 20130 Benny in the Desert In the great desert lived a band of nomads. Their leader, Benny, had risen to his rank due to...
Puns Sunday Punday May 5, 2013 SimonMay 5, 20130 The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was...
Puns Sunday Punday 4/28/2013 SimonApril 28, 20130 A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer spied him and...
Puns Sunday Punday 4/21/2013 SimonApril 21, 20130 A young man had been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for several years. One day the supermarket got new orange...
Puns Sunday Punday 4/14/2013 SimonApril 14, 20130 There where once two brothers called William and Wayne. Will was 12 years old and his little brother was 3. The...
Puns Sunday Punday 4/07/2013 SimonApril 7, 20130 A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive....
Puns Sunday Punday 3/31/2013 SimonMarch 31, 20130 A woman answered the knock at her door and found a destitute man. He wanted to earn money by doing odd jobs, so she...
Puns Sunday Punday 3/24/2013 SimonMarch 24, 20130 One day, a man from the Czech Republic came to visit his friend in New York. When asked what he wanted to see, the...
Puns Sunday Punday 3/17/2013 SimonMarch 17, 20130 A man goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over...
Puns Sunday Punday 3/10/2013 SimonMarch 10, 20130 In the great desert lived a band of nomads. Their leader, Benny, had risen to his rank due to his magnificent beard....