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Category: Puns

Sunday Punday May 12, 2013

Posted on May 12, 2013May 1, 2013 by Simon
Benny in the Desert In the great desert lived a band of nomads. Their leader, Benny, had risen to his rank due to his magnificent beard. His people believed a man’s strength and courage came fro... Read More

Sunday Punday May 5, 2013

Posted on May 5, 2013May 1, 2013 by Simon
The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was ‘Onestone’. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After y... Read More

Sunday Punday 4/28/2013

Posted on April 28, 2013March 8, 2013 by Simon
A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer spied him and ordered the sailor to stop. The officer ordered the sailor, “Take this broom ... Read More

Sunday Punday 4/21/2013

Posted on April 21, 2013March 8, 2013 by Simon
A young man had been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for several years. One day the supermarket got new orange juice machines. The bag boy was excited and asked the manager if he could work the ... Read More

Sunday Punday 4/14/2013

Posted on April 14, 2013March 8, 2013 by Simon
There where once two brothers called William and Wayne. Will was 12 years old and his little brother was 3. The neighbors noticed they always went around together, if William went down to the ballpark... Read More

Sunday Punday 4/07/2013

Posted on April 7, 2013March 8, 2013 by Simon
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative i... Read More

Sunday Punday 3/31/2013

Posted on March 31, 2013March 8, 2013 by Simon
A woman answered the knock at her door and found a destitute man. He wanted to earn money by doing odd jobs, so she asked, “Can you paint?” “Yes,” he said, “I’m a p... Read More

Sunday Punday 3/24/2013

Posted on March 24, 2013March 8, 2013 by Simon
One day, a man from the Czech Republic came to visit his friend in New York. When asked what he wanted to see, the visitor replied, “I would like to see one of the zoos in America.” To his... Read More

Sunday Punday 3/17/2013

Posted on March 17, 2013March 8, 2013 by Simon
A man goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, “I’ll have the eggs benedict.” His order comes a ... Read More

Sunday Punday 3/10/2013

Posted on March 10, 2013March 8, 2013 by Simon
In the great desert lived a band of nomads. Their leader, Benny, had risen to his rank due to his magnificent beard. His people believed a man’s strength and courage came from his beard, and thu... Read More
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