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Category: Puns

Sunday Punday July 21, 2013

Posted on July 21, 2013June 29, 2013 by Simon
When Kit Carson wasn’t out exploring, he lived on a small farm. One day, the famous frontiersman decided to surprise his wife with eggs and fish for breakfast. Arising early, he went down to the... Read More

Sunday Punday July 14, 2013

Posted on July 14, 2013June 29, 2013 by Simon
Dodge City was a pretty rough town, nevertheless, they had an excellent little theatre group. One time they planned to perform the Swan Lake Ballet. On the day of dress rehearsal, it was discovered th... Read More

Sunday Punday July 7, 2013

Posted on July 7, 2013June 29, 2013 by Simon
Sir Wilber was one of the lesser known knights of the round table, but he was an accomplished furniture maker. His latest creation was a magnificent armoir which he had covered with pure silver plate.... Read More

Sunday Punday June 30, 2013

Posted on June 30, 2013May 31, 2013 by Simon
The Acme Hardware Company’s truck flipped over and spilled a big load of tacks onto the highway. By the time the police arrived, there were cars with flat tires everywhere—it was an awful ... Read More

Sunday Punday June 23, 2013

Posted on June 23, 2013May 31, 2013 by Simon
A man walks into a doctor’s office and asks the doctor to inspect his leg. The man says, “Here, put your ear to my knee.” The doctor puts his ear to the man’s knee and hears ve... Read More

Sunday Punday June 16, 2013

Posted on June 16, 2013May 31, 2013 by Simon
The Revolutionary War was over and General Washington called the troops together to address them saying: “Men, the country must be kept safe. Accordingly, I am ordering that the active duty regu... Read More

Sunday Punday June 9, 2013

Posted on June 9, 2013May 31, 2013 by Simon
An abbey was in financial difficulties, and to increase its income the brothers decide to open a fish and chips business. One day the abbey door bell rang and one of the brothers went to welcome a cus... Read More

Sunday Punday June 2, 2013

Posted on June 2, 2013June 2, 2013 by Simon
It turns out that the “Old King Cole” of nursery rhyme fame is loosely based on a 14th century ruler. The slightly mad monarch is best known for his decree that the entire fiefdom’s ... Read More

Sunday Punday May 26, 2013

Posted on May 26, 2013May 1, 2013 by Simon
Frog at the Bank A frog is outgrowing his lily pad and decides to make some home improvements. He doesn’t have the money, so he hops to the bank to borrow some. At the bank, he takes a seat at l... Read More

Sunday Punday May 19, 2013

Posted on May 19, 2013May 22, 2013 by Simon
Dough Boy Dies *see below Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebr... Read More
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