DECLINE Staying Fit SimonAugust 10, 20170 Gene’s dad, Jim went to the doctor for his annual checkup. He told the doctor that although he was feeling fine...
DECLINE Weekly Maxim August 7, 2017 SimonAugust 7, 20170 In youth, the days are short and the years are long. In old age, the years are short and days...
DECLINE Old Defined SimonAugust 3, 20170 I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it...
DECLINE Training for Aging SimonOctober 15, 20150 Being on a committee is good training for being old. Most of what you do is sit around. There is quite a lot of...
DECLINE New Words SimonJuly 21, 20150 eLost When you can't find a file on your computer. iLost When you can't find a file on your Apple...
DECLINE Pasadena 1959 SimonJuly 1, 20152 This was Jack Gold, my father-in-law's, first garage in Pasadena. It was on Santa Anita Ave. south of Walnut and...
DECLINE Senior Discount SimonJune 24, 20150 I went into the Corner Bakery up the street to buy some pastries for my book group and they gave me the "Senior...
DECLINE Bucket List SimonFebruary 2, 20150 "The most transformative way to get something off your bucket list is to stop wanting it." Dave Maleckar Funny...