DECLINE I’m Retired. Go Around Me. SimonSeptember 7, 20170 It's the tortoise life for me! 1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2.. A whale...
DECLINE How Old are You? SimonAugust 31, 20170 Two elderly men were sitting on a bench in Scottsdale, Arizona enjoying the warmth. One says, "I bet I can tell you...
DECLINE A New Watch SimonAugust 24, 20170 When I was about 40 my wife took me out to buy a new watch. This was before smart phones made them obsolete. We had...
DECLINE A New Career at 90? SimonAugust 17, 20170 Probably not. But Shigeaki Hinohara did. After a career as a doctor at age ninety he published a book How to Live...
DECLINE Staying Fit SimonAugust 10, 20170 Gene’s dad, Jim went to the doctor for his annual checkup. He told the doctor that although he was feeling fine...
DECLINE Weekly Maxim August 7, 2017 SimonAugust 7, 20170 In youth, the days are short and the years are long. In old age, the years are short and days...
DECLINE Old Defined SimonAugust 3, 20170 I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it...
DECLINE Training for Aging SimonOctober 15, 20150 Being on a committee is good training for being old. Most of what you do is sit around. There is quite a lot of...
DECLINE New Words SimonJuly 21, 20150 eLost When you can't find a file on your computer. iLost When you can't find a file on your Apple...