A Planned Decline
"Now that I am retired, what is my goal?" Some people play golf, some watch TV, some volunteer and try to "give...
Category: DECLINE
Euphemisms are Us
I saw this sign on the office door of the program coordinator at an Assisted Living Facility in Phoenix. The life...
Strategic Decline
Decline gracefully and slowly, enjoy the downhill...
How Old are You?
"I can't believe how old people my age...
Senility
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Lost Goat
We saw this on a community bulletin board in New Hampshire. No this is not an acceptable way to find your parent or...
How to Live a Long Time #1
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." ...
I’m Retired. Go Around Me.
It's the tortoise life for me! 1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2.. A whale...
How Old are You?
Two elderly men were sitting on a bench in Scottsdale, Arizona enjoying the warmth. One says, "I bet I can tell you...
A New Watch
When I was about 40 my wife took me out to buy a new watch. This was before smart phones made them obsolete. We had...
