Weekly Maxim August 7, 2017

Posted on August 7, 2017August 5, 2017 by Simon

In youth, the days are short and the years are long. In old age, the years are short and days long.... Read More

Old Defined

Posted on August 3, 2017August 5, 2017 by Simon

I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair. She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?” . . . and that, my friend, is the definition of ‘OLD’... Read More

Missy at 17 Years Old

Posted on August 6, 2016August 8, 2016 by Simon

What if you can teach an old dog new tricks?... Read More

Training for Aging

Posted on October 15, 2015October 15, 2015 by Simon

Being on a committee is good training for being old. Most of what you do is sit around. There is quite a lot of confusion and very little output. Everything gets repeated and the results are always th... Read More

New Words

Posted on July 21, 2015July 20, 2015 by Simon

eLost When you can’t find a file on your computer. iLost When you can’t find a file on your Apple computer... Read More

Pasadena 1959

Posted on July 1, 2015 by Simon

This was Jack Gold, my father-in-law’s, first garage in Pasadena. It was on Santa Anita Ave. south of Walnut and north of Colorado on the west side of the road. it is no longer standing. Jac... Read More

Senior Discount

Posted on June 24, 2015 by Simon

I went into the Corner Bakery up the street to buy some pastries for my book group and they gave me the “Senior Discount.” I didn’t even have to ask. Do I really look that old. Do I ... Read More