DECLINE Humor Me Two SimonJanuary 29, 20190 An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the...
DECLINE Humor Me One SimonJanuary 22, 20190 A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that...
DECLINE Humor Me Five SimonJanuary 19, 20190 A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state...
DECLINE Doug Ward RIP SimonJanuary 15, 20190 Doug Ward 1947-2018 Doug and I shared an apartment for a year or so in the early 1970's. The exact date and...
DECLINE Why I Hike SimonJanuary 14, 20190 This question has come up a few times lately. My ready answer was "because I can." Eventually I had to give it some...
DECLINE Perfect Senior Living SimonSeptember 27, 20180 Build one of these with a Walmart on the bottom floors. Market it to old people: "You never have to leave the...
DECLINE A Long Life? SimonSeptember 20, 20180 Don't try to add more years to your life. Better add more life to your years. Blaise...
DECLINE Les Wisdom SimonSeptember 7, 20180 "You don’t get in life what you want, you get in life what you are." Les Brown Motivational...
DECLINE Alfonso X on Aging SimonSeptember 6, 20180 "Burn old logs. Drink old wine. Read old books. Keep old friends." Alfonso X of...