DECLINE Laughing in Decline 1 SimonApril 6, 20190 Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to...
DECLINE Humor Me Six SimonFebruary 26, 20190 Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking...
DECLINE More Decline in February SimonFebruary 25, 20190 "Grow older but don’t grow old." Doug Ward Photo credit: Simon Burrow picture taken at dawn in the neighborhood...
DECLINE Decline in February SimonFebruary 18, 20190 "Die young as late as possible." Doug Ward Photo credit Lilli Burrow. Taken at MorningStar. The assisted living...
DECLINE Humor Me Four SimonFebruary 12, 20190 A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married? ' 'Yep!' 'Do I know...
DECLINE Humor Me Three SimonFebruary 5, 20190 Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student...
DECLINE Humor Me Two SimonJanuary 29, 20190 An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the...
DECLINE Humor Me One SimonJanuary 22, 20190 A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that...
DECLINE Humor Me Five SimonJanuary 19, 20190 A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state...
DECLINE Doug Ward RIP SimonJanuary 15, 20190 Doug Ward 1947-2018 Doug and I shared an apartment for a year or so in the early 1970's. The exact date and...