{"id":9515,"date":"2014-09-21T08:42:11","date_gmt":"2014-09-21T15:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/?p=9515"},"modified":"2014-09-06T15:48:31","modified_gmt":"2014-09-06T22:48:31","slug":"laughing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=9515","title":{"rendered":"Laughing"},"content":{"rendered":"<style type=\"text\/css\"><!--\nP { margin-bottom: 0.08in; }\n--><\/style>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">\u201cIf you get you customers laughing then <\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">you already have their money in your pocket.\u201d<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Raising-Steam-Discworld-novel-Novels-ebook\/dp\/B00FIN0TGY\/ref=sr_1_1_ha?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1410042027&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=raising+steam+terry+pratchett\"><em>Raising Steam<\/em><\/a>\u00a0 by Terry Pratchett<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/P6260120.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9516\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=9516\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/P6260120.jpg?fit=2069%2C1552&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2069,1552\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;uD800,S800&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1246004798&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;8&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;64&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.003125&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/P6260120.jpg?fit=700%2C525&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9516\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/P6260120-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/P6260120.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/P6260120.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/P6260120.jpg?resize=250%2C187&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/P6260120.jpg?resize=900%2C675&amp;ssl=1 900w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/P6260120.jpg?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Bonus Quote:<\/strong><\/p>\n<style type=\"text\/css\"><!--\nP { margin-bottom: 0.08in; }\n--><\/style>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u201cI wish I could be deb on air like you are.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIf you get you customers laughing then you already have their money in your pocket.\u201d Raising Steam\u00a0 by Terry Pratchett Bonus Quote: \u201cI wish I could be deb on air like you are.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-maxim","category-simon-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s99jGb-laughing","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9515"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9517,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9515\/revisions\/9517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}