{"id":8930,"date":"2014-04-04T07:30:06","date_gmt":"2014-04-04T14:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/?p=8930"},"modified":"2014-03-03T17:35:12","modified_gmt":"2014-03-04T00:35:12","slug":"net-profit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=8930","title":{"rendered":"Net Profit"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #999900;\">&#8220;Though a man may own the most expensive car in the world,<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #999900;\">he should still know how to change a<\/span> <span style=\"color: #999900;\">tire.&#8221;<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Kehlog4.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8931\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=8931\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Kehlog4.jpg?fit=1065%2C1583&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1065,1583\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Kehlog\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Kehlog4.jpg?fit=688%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8931\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Kehlog4-201x300.jpg?resize=201%2C300\" width=\"201\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Kehlog4.jpg?resize=201%2C300&amp;ssl=1 201w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Kehlog4.jpg?resize=688%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 688w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Kehlog4.jpg?resize=605%2C900&amp;ssl=1 605w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Kehlog4.jpg?w=1065&amp;ssl=1 1065w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 201px) 100vw, 201px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/?p=8915\">Who wrote this idiotic stuff?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Though a man may own the most expensive car in the world, he should still know how to change a tire.&#8221; Who wrote this idiotic stuff?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-simon-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p99jGb-2k2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8930"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8932,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8930\/revisions\/8932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}