{"id":7987,"date":"2013-06-09T06:40:40","date_gmt":"2013-06-09T13:40:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/?p=7987"},"modified":"2013-05-31T09:03:28","modified_gmt":"2013-05-31T16:03:28","slug":"sunday-punday-june-9-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=7987","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Punday June 9, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"

An abbey was in financial difficulties, and to increase its income the brothers decide to open a fish and chips business.<\/p>\n

One day the abbey door bell rang and one of the brothers went to welcome a customer.<\/p>\n

When he opened the door the customer said, “Are you the fish fryer?”<\/p>\n

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The brother said, “No, I’m the chip monk.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bonus Pun:<\/p>\n

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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