{"id":6203,"date":"2012-05-16T07:23:18","date_gmt":"2012-05-16T14:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/?p=6203"},"modified":"2012-05-16T08:15:16","modified_gmt":"2012-05-16T15:15:16","slug":"irony-abounds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=6203","title":{"rendered":"Irony Abounds"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">The recent Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement came to light about how much a Columbian prostitute wanted for her services.<\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\">She wanted $800.00.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\">The Secret Service agent offered $30.00.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Image-2.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6204\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=6204\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Image-2.jpg?fit=519%2C416&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"519,416\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Image 2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Image-2.jpg?fit=519%2C416&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6204\" title=\"Image 2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Image-2-300x240.jpg?resize=300%2C240\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Image-2.jpg?resize=300%2C240&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Image-2.jpg?w=519&amp;ssl=1 519w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">How ironic is it that the only person in Washington willing to cut spending gets fired?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Joe S. for noticing this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The recent Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement came to light about how much a Columbian prostitute wanted for her services. She wanted $800.00. The Secret Service agent offered $30.00. How ironic is it that the only person in Washington willing to cut spending gets fired? Thanks to Joe S. for noticing this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11],"tags":[223,104,311],"class_list":["post-6203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-hookers","tag-humor","tag-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p99jGb-1C3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6203"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6208,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6203\/revisions\/6208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}