{"id":5712,"date":"2012-02-15T15:45:14","date_gmt":"2012-02-15T22:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/archives\/aging-2\/getting-old-i"},"modified":"2012-02-15T16:33:58","modified_gmt":"2012-02-15T23:33:58","slug":"getting-old-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=5712","title":{"rendered":"Getting Old I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>A man knows he is getting old when he sees a good looking young woman<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>and the thought that crosses his mind is<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<strong> &#8220;I wonder if she can cook?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/20120215-143037.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/20120215-143037.jpg?w=700\" alt=\"20120215-143037.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is the first of a series of &#8220;you know you you&#8217;re getting old&#8221; one liners from Howard R.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man knows he is getting old when he sees a good looking young woman and the thought that crosses his mind is: &#8220;I wonder if she can cook?&#8221; This is the first of a series of &#8220;you know you you&#8217;re getting old&#8221; one liners from Howard R.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[193],"tags":[132,104],"class_list":["post-5712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline","tag-aging","tag-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p99jGb-1u8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5712"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5721,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5712\/revisions\/5721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}