{"id":4356,"date":"2011-04-21T18:27:22","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T02:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/?p=4356"},"modified":"2011-04-22T08:33:49","modified_gmt":"2011-04-22T15:33:49","slug":"does-a-bear-shit-in-the-woods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=4356","title":{"rendered":"Does a Bear Shit in the Woods?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Answer: NO!<\/strong><br \/>\nThere is not a way to say this delicately or to make you believe me so I took pictures.<br \/>\nA bear shit in our backyard:<br \/>\n<a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Small\" title=\"Last Import-0\" href=\"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/photos\/photo\/5642300234\/last-import-0.html\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5007\/5642300234_6f8f79ebf1_m.jpg?resize=240%2C180\" alt=\"Last Import-0\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nNo it is not dog shit which looks like this:<br \/>\n<a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Small\" title=\"Last Import-2\" href=\"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/photos\/photo\/5642301286\/last-import-2.html\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5022\/5642301286_39da111c67_m.jpg?resize=240%2C180\" alt=\"Last Import-2\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThe bear shit looks like this:<br \/>\n<a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Small\" title=\"Last Import-3\" href=\"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/photos\/photo\/5642302216\/last-import-3.html\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5101\/5642302216_859a6b59bf_m.jpg?resize=240%2C180\" alt=\"Last Import-3\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWe heard Missy the dog barking and growling in the night a few nights ago and I heard a thump. No other damage was done. The entire yard is enclosed by &#8220;the Great Wall of Simon.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Answer: NO! There is not a way to say this delicately or to make you believe me so I took pictures. A bear shit in our backyard: No it is not dog shit which looks like this: The bear shit looks like this: We heard Missy the dog barking and growling in the night a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-simon-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p99jGb-18g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4356"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4360,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4356\/revisions\/4360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}